My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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