It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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