does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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