Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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