There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Who died my cat blue again?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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