What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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