no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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