There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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