chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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