Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
birth control should be required to get into college
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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