Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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