Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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