No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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