I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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