plz talk dirty to me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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