Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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