he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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