I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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