I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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