he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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