we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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