I wish i was in the wii world.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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