My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
People in love make me want to vomit
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
