the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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