I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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