If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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