I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Pants are for mortals
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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