Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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