at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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