Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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