Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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