He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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