is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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