Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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