I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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