So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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