Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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