You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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