Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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