Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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