just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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