with your own penis?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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