is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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