Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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