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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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