Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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