i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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