OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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