I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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