Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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