Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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