i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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