I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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