So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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